If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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