i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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