It's just like the Real World with babies
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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