i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i out mim tonsoeep
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