I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's just like the Real World with babies
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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