I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
