The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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