All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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