lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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