you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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