did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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