he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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