Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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