I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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