the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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