She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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