idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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