So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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