Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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