he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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