Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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