Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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