What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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