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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.

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She s a keeper.....

Submitted by ladyhel on Dec 21, 10 at 2:56pm

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There isnt a friend in the world that shouldn't suppirt this...

Submitted by majorpayne89 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:04pm

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Sounds like his mom needs to back the f**k off.

Submitted by dadx2 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:54pm

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marry her

Submitted by nwa_fdurmom on Dec 21, 10 at 3:14pm

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Before reading this i never understood how my single, average looking female friends would go from single to engaged in 6 months. Now the world makes sense again.

Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 21, 10 at 8:10pm

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If she's as amazing as you say, then he probably just wants you to break it off so he can get with her!

Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Dec 21, 10 at 3:09pm

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- plausible
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 6:03pm
  
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  - kind of makes sense..
    
    Submitted by eyeA on Dec 22, 10 at 11:24am
    
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Your friend is just jealous of her awesomeness.

Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:12pm

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Am I the only one who can spot a clinger on the first fuck or what?!

Submitted by frizzle on Dec 21, 10 at 5:35pm

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- looks like a trap, doesn't it?
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 22, 10 at 2:17pm
  
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How early do you get up to manage three times in a morning? Are you just really quick, or what?

Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 5:45pm

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Run an' tell dat, homeboy. Lmao

Submitted by wyldebrat on Dec 21, 10 at 4:52pm

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She could be a stage 5 clinger

Submitted by cupot on Dec 21, 10 at 4:05pm

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Well done 512, you just outlined a guy's core desires: sex, food, and someone to take care of him. Our egos can make us pound our chest all we want, but it boils down to what your lady is giving you.

Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 21, 10 at 10:13pm

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You'd be surprised how many guys cock-block their buddies just to keep blowing an bar hopping nights going.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 21, 10 at 10:48pm

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I'm pretty sure he found "the one"

Submitted by bluntfudge on Dec 21, 10 at 7:35pm

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Could not stop cracking up\nGood pick man

Submitted by SGT11B on Dec 21, 10 at 8:55pm

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stay with her even if the sex is bad

Submitted by TBONEa on Dec 21, 10 at 8:22pm

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If she's still behaving this way in the next six months, you may very well have found your wife, my friend.

Submitted by LoP on Dec 22, 10 at 2:44pm

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I'm jeleous! .... just wait until the "new car" smell wears off & you're left with the payment book! Been there bro.

Submitted by buddhaman99 on Dec 21, 10 at 3:42pm

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Jealous bitch

Submitted by soberALCOHOLIC9 on Dec 22, 10 at 12:44am

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Austin, Texas is where it's at!!(:

Submitted by Panther82 on Dec 21, 10 at 11:48pm

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this sounds nice but she must be annoying as fuck if his friend has problems with her.

Submitted by loslocos on Dec 21, 10 at 3:25pm

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Marry her my friend. You hit the lottery.

Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 24, 10 at 7:27pm

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Just be careful, remember: Bros before hos. There's a reason, and it's that we're usually blind to the negatives and your friends have your back. Walk with caution.

Submitted by parsons41286 on Dec 22, 10 at 7:50am

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well, so much for bros before hoes

Submitted by dudeimshawn on Dec 21, 10 at 3:35pm

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Hell ya

Submitted by kjlfhgj5ry on Dec 27, 10 at 10:51pm

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hahaha people think shes clingy ? shes obviously just a good girlfriend, if she was clingy she would be annoying her boyfriend by freaking out about little dumb things and never wanting to leave him alone, not trying to make him happy as possible which she clearly is

Submitted by heyybabay on Jan 4, 11 at 8:19pm

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Score!!!!!!!

Submitted by mnworm on Dec 22, 10 at 6:27am

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wassssssup austin

Submitted by mallorrry on Dec 23, 10 at 12:13am

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best marry that women

Submitted by rmr20 on Dec 22, 10 at 4:06am

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Nice

Submitted by jesters744 on Dec 27, 10 at 9:55pm

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This just tells me you nut quickly and fucking her once doesn't satisfy her.

Submitted by Smartastic on Dec 22, 10 at 10:06am

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Marry her!

Submitted by DannyD021 on Dec 26, 10 at 7:09pm

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Sounds like your average stage five clinger, boys. Also, sexism at its finest.

Submitted by CannonPop on Dec 23, 10 at 9:08pm

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That is till you find that she put something on here about u

Submitted by madjax360 on Dec 26, 10 at 10:11am

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Ha! And it's from my area code. Keepin' it real, folks!

Submitted by nevermore85 on Dec 28, 10 at 6:24pm

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Hahaha

Submitted by xezer0 on Jan 20, 11 at 2:22am

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FACT!! LOL

Submitted by hooty88 on Dec 21, 10 at 4:16pm

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She could be a bipolar chick trying to preemptively make up for the shit she's going to put him through for the rest of their lives?

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 31, 13 at 9:47pm

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just don't take advantage. that's why most girls don't do that.

Submitted by MJCity on Dec 2, 11 at 1:19pm

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She could be a bipolar chick trying to preemptively make up for the shit she's going to put him through for the rest of their lives?

Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:32am

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Must cum really, really fast! One of those "don't look at it or I'll cum" kinda guys.

Submitted by ShankedGolfer on Dec 21, 10 at 7:57pm

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nice. long as she keep giving it up keep her around until you find something better then kick her the curve

Submitted by Misssbarry on Dec 21, 10 at 3:05pm

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- "Curb," dumbass.
  
  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Dec 21, 10 at 4:08pm
  
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- nobody deserves getting kicked to the curb
  
  Submitted by said8ED on Dec 21, 10 at 5:42pm
  
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  - how do you kick someody to a curve?
    
    Submitted by dude_too_bored on Dec 21, 10 at 7:00pm
    
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    you kick them at an angle
    
    Submitted by deadcaseyjones on Dec 21, 10 at 8:23pm
    
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    this just made my night.
    
    Submitted by chelswashere on Dec 23, 10 at 3:54am
    
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