Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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