Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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