My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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