whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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