they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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