I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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