Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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