Duck Duck Cougar?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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