If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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