i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize