I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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