BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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