I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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