just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just high enough for therapy.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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