we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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