She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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