Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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