she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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