Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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