she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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