Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I know her cup size but not her name....
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