she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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