Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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