I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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