She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Do plants get herpes?
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