My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
