My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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