Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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