I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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