I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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