Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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