That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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