Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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